In reviewing my posts from last night I realize I appear to be a cough syrup drunk. I'm not though, I hadn't had any last night. I tucked it away safely in my desk drawer at work.
However, what a diabolical plan to get drunk at work. I have to take the cough syrup because I'm sick, ok so it's my second bottle today, I'm really sick. Yes I know, I am slurring pretty badly. Damn, didn't read the label, it's non-alcoholic, non-narcotic cough syrup. I have found the chink in my plan, guess I'll have to use the old high school trick of smuggling in vodka in Aquafina bottles.
Or, not drink at work, that could work too.
That's just no fun...But I already have to explain all these damn porn sites that just keep popping up on my co-workers computer. I could be on my own computer but his is faster and it has a printer. The printer 1 is not loaded onto my computer and 2 not networked to my computer. Our computers are not networked at all anymore. Not since he broke his old computer, sent it to our home office, and stole my computer, leaving me with only my laptop. So the computer I'm on now used to be my computer but now it's his computer. The computer I have now is the computer that used to be his. But all that is left of that computer is the shell, it has a new hard drive and is on xp and it sucks cause it is slower than this one which is on windows 98. Which I like better than xp anyway. But anyway, you one little web search on something totally un-porn related and there are oodles and oodles of pop-ups for porn sites. Not that I hate porn or anything, it's just not something that you want popping up on your co-workers computer who isn't actually your co-worker but technically your boss, and also your boyfriend.
I lost the point to this blog, um I think it got bored and ran away while I blithered on about nothing. More later...